mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

lacigreen:

The romantic soulmate is only one aspect of this notion. 

     Never forget that. 

this is so beautiful and perfect…

(Source: toothpastelove, via aleexandraaxo)

Timestamp: 1412053731

mothspeaker:

Sensitive plants bc I’m sensitive (yes they are really called that and yes the leaves do shy away from you when you touch them) (at Indoor Sun Shoppe)

(via desertflume)

Timestamp: 1412053703

allmymetaphors:

im supposed to be writing a paper right now on shakespeare’s use of the word “tongue” 

(via peacelovedior)

Timestamp: 1412053665

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

moments-of-defeat:

you should find someone that makes you feel like that moment in concerts when the artist enters the stage

(via wet-violet)

rebagled:

*aggressively doesn’t know*

(Source: dveon, via instagrampa)

teamrocketing:

it’s time for everyone to realize how cute i am and give me the endless amount of attention i deserve

(via sniffing)

poopflow:

Families that don’t play monopoly together, stay together

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

(Source: emotionsbye, via sniffing)

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

(via perks-of-being-chinese)