i wish people followed me for my blog not my perfect ass

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

foxnewsofficial:

i’m 20 as fuck :/

svvords:

*barges out of coffin at funeral yelling sike*

(Source: wasiangod, via perks-of-being-chinese)

ophi1ia:

I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie

(Source: yagamiyuu, via perks-of-being-chinese)

aplaceforart:

studio by inslee

Timestamp: 1409459542

nighthooker:

mm girl youre so wet;) wait is that fucking pee you did not just pee yourself

(Source: nighthooker, via perks-of-being-chinese)

bombing:

if you want to pick up cute girls you have to work out until you look like a deformed cumulus cloud. girls love clouds

istoleyoman:
Denny's I'm unfollowing. I'm sorry. We've had a good run but I think it's time to end this.

dennys:

understood. some people just can’t handle what we’re dishing out.